Sunday, October 18, 2009

Cote D'Ivoire: A Gastronomical Reflection

Despite my parent's objections and various state dept warnings about coup d'etats, rebels, thieves and corrupt police, I decided to spend my fall break in Cote D'Ivoire. Brenda, Alex, Daniella, Katey, Julia, Christina and I were originally going to wing the whole trip, buying our bus ticket the day before we left and planning nothing in terms of sleeping, eating or sightseeing. Essentially, the plan was to have no plan. We were even thinking of staying in a brothel, since we heard from a friend of a friend that it's pretty cheap, if you don't mind the, um, noises. 

Then, at literally the last minute, the woman who owns Tante Marie, the restaurant that hosts our meal plan heard we were going to Abidjan and hooked us up with friends of hers that have an amazing house and love guests. Well, thank god we did because there are no hostels in Abidjan and hotels cost like a million dollars a night. Although, I still maintain that it would have been cool to say we stayed in a brothel.

When we got there, these three boys, friends of an Ivorian waiter that works at Tante Marie, picked us up and took us Madame Kramo's house, where chic, friendly Ivorian women were waiting for us, armed with juice and one of the best meals I've ever had. I don't really like fish in Ghana,  or in general, but the tilapia was so fresh and so good that I could eat it plain or with this amazing spicy tomato sauce and cous cous. Thankfully, my 8 years of Millburn french (merci, Dr. Finnegan!) combined with the french Christina learned from her parents was more than enough to get us by. We also had interesting conversations with the boys, with Madame, and with Severine, her daughter in law, about politics, culture, their lives and their families. 

The rest of the week was spending drowning in delicious food. We ate fou tou (which has a similar composition and texture to play-dough, but is made from crushed plantains) with all these soups and spices, fresh avocado (which, no offense California, is the world's best), cous cous dishes, salads, baguettes and cheese. Every morning there was oatmeal, baguettes and coffee and every night Madame's housekeeper cooked us more Ivorian food, which, unlike Ghanian food, is not drenched in palm oil. My stomach and the toilet were thankful for this.

One night, we all cooked for them. Well, Daniella, Christina and Katey cooked while I watched french soap operas, but still. There was Daniella's goat cheese and onion quiche, Christina's pasta made with honey and roquefort and a ton of vegetables (basically, it was all over the place, not unlike the the chef herself), and Katey's chocolate mousse. It was phenomenal. 

We also spent two days at Madame's beach house, in Grand Bassam, a little fishing village about an hour outside of the city. The village center is busy, filled with women frying plantains and baking bread and artists yelling at you to viens, viens and buy their beads. The beach, though, is nothing short of paradise. It's beautiful and rich in color, not to mention empty besides the occasional line of fishermen pulling their giant nets from the sea.

Most of the week was spent immersed in Ivorian food and culture, getting to know the city and the people living in it. But, we are American, so we had to do some touristey things too. We prayed in St Paul's Cathedral and got attacked by chimps at an animal preserve, once again reaffirming my distrust in all things monkey. 

Anyway, after a 16 bus ride in which I consumed an entire block of cheese, a baguette and 3 apples (I am sooo french) and got into two fights with the bus driver to turn down the soccer game announcements or the melodramatic Nigerian movie, we arrived back in Accra. It's nice to be home, but not as nice as eating heaps of delicious free food and butchering a totally beautiful language with my American accent. Abidjan, Je t'aime.


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

God and French Fries: Kumasi '09

So in case you weren't already aware of how much better my life is than yours (cough cough Jane and Michael), you should know that on Sunday, at the end of our trip to Kumasi, we met Almighty God. And it was good.

Okay, that was a little misleading. Almighty God is an artist whose real name is Kwame. His alias comes from his belief in the fact that when actual God paints, it is through Almighty's brush, and all of his works are of divine inspiration. After viewing each of his paintings, he would boisterously remind us, "this is creativity!" 

Almighty was just one of several characters we met this weekend, though, on our adventure to the capital of the Asante region. The Asantes used to be like the Romans of West Africa but now they are just known for awesome fabrics, the biggest market in the region and stools. When we went the craft village where stools were being carved, I must have been told 100 times, by pushy saleseman who all seemed to sell the same beaded necklaces and wooden fertility dolls, "no charge for looking!" as if I would have assumed otherwise...

On Saturday, we went to the palace of an old Ashante king where the obsessive-compulsive tour guide walked into every room and explained in ad nauseating detail that THIS is the fridge that the King used and THIS is the wine glass that the King drank from and THIS is a creepy Madame-Tussaudesish wax figure of the King. I'm not a fan of museum tours as it is--I like to explore and learn at my own pace. But this was just silly. I didn't need to know that the King touched THIS doorknob in 1953. 

On Saturday night, we went to vic baboo's, a restaurant that, despite being in the sketchiest part of Ghana I've seen so far, was amazing. The burgers tasted like burgers and the fries tasted like they were sprinkled with fairy dust. 

The drink menu was a whole other level of ridiculous. There were well over 100 drinks, from simple ones like a classic margarita to a milkshake with Baileys and whiskey and a Walk Me Down (get it, like walk me down the stairs cause I'm so wasted?), which had 5 different kinds of booze in it and some lime juice. Sorry Almighty Kwame, but I think these were the real works of God. 

Katey got a banana chocolate pina colada dream milkshake. I definitely just made up that name, but that's what it looked like. The boys got beers because they are boring and I was too exhausted/impoverished to drink. Aren't you proud, mom?